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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Is that a typo or do nope jobs exist?


1. I am secretly addicted to pornhub.com. I am a married mother if two and get off watching gay guys, anal, double penetration and those cartoon videos. 

2. I have had oral sex with my married male coworker/boss in more places then I can count...president and vice presidents offices, movie theaters, stair wells, vacant apartment units, parking structure, on a pool table, on a washing machine, his house, my house, his car, my car, my parents car, my husbands car, his wifes car, hotels, and best of all...local state park in the bushes while hearing people walk the trails. It's the best thrill possible. 

3. I love giving nope jobs to my husband and OM (other man) and I am told I am pretty damn good at it. It's all in my tounge. Love stroking the saft with my wet hand while licking their balls and code//asshole. It drives them wild.

4. I have only had sex (all forms of sex) with two men in my life. My husband thinks he is the only one I have been with. :-(

5. I fantatise about getting rapped by my OM. He has choked me in the past, slapped my face, pulled my hair, talked dirty and called me bad names, but I want to be forced down....held tightly down with his entire body weight on top and him just ramming my brains out. 

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4 comments:

  1. 1. I have to say that I completely relate to this post. I have secretly loved crazy porn for years. I don't share that with too many people. (Well, people I know anyways)
    2. I use to live this same lifestyle as well. It was very adventurous and fun. I had a boyfriend and another man. It's always that my boyfriend, at the time, wasn't good at somethings and the other man was.
    3. I was always told I was good at blow jobs. Never tried a nope job. lmao. The greater response I got from a man the more I loved doing it. I have since moved past all that and I am currently in a very healthy one man relationship.
    4. I have had sex with way too many men to mention but I am not proud of them all. I have always loved sex. Now I get all I need from my man. He never fails me.
    5. I once had rape fantasies and I had them fulfilled. Not serious rape, but a very aggressive man. It was great for awhile. When I started dating someone else and told this man I could never be in a relationship with him, he wasn't very happy.

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  2. Nope job was a total typo along with a few others I missed as well. Oops!

    I am glad you have found that healthy relationship with one man. I hope one day I am able to give my husband my whole 100%. I am not proud of the other man but its an addiction and long term friendship I don't want to give up yet. It's just a ticking time bomb I am playing with for my own selfish reasons. Drives me nuts.

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  3. I completely understand what you are saying. I have been in the same situation. I wasn't in love with the other man, but I wasn't going to let go of him either. Now that I have I am so happy. Maybe your husband and you are not meant to be. Maybe you would be happy with someone else. I hope you eventually work out your issues. Good luck.

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  4. Thanks. Thing is....I love my husband and our life and children for the past 12 years. Just for the past 10 years there has been the OM. I was 18 when I met him. Young and dumb has gotten me in the spot I am in today. Frustrating....but one day I will let go and be fully faithful to my family. I just have to let go of my selfish ways...

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