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Cutting Off Your Dick To Spite Your Face

1. Last week I broke off a really hot hookup because I'm an entitled sack of shit who refuses to put in any amount of effort to get pussy.

2. I live far beyond the means afforded by my menial job

3. I have a confederate flag hanging in my garage and pretend it doesn't mean I'm racist

4. I can't keep my dick up and make that the problem of women I sleep with rather than be a grown ass man and drink some water so I don't have erectile dysfunction and risk ischemic stroke / heart failure every time my dick gets hard.

5. I've spent my whole morning flagging posts on a really old website no one reads anymore because I'm mad I can't get my dick wet in that tight, tight pussy anymore. 

Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight

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