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<div></div></center></div>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03561863970482985218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7705651809786445853.post-28850255138861535532011-12-06T11:24:00.000-05:002011-12-06T11:25:46.279-05:00One of the more interesting posts of the day<div>1: I'm a miserable idiot. </div><div>My social skills are horrendous. I can't hold one measly conversation without saying something incredibly stupid. I don't go to public school. I haven't for seven years! So you can see how that happened can't you? </div><div><br /></div><div>2: This one might actually be the most pathetic.</div><div>I'm afraid of God. I said it! Phew! That's great to get off my chest. But really, consider this. They're are hideous demons lurking in your room right now. What's keeping them at bay is an angel. Cute huh? Not quite. Angels have six wings, stand impossibly tall, may have the head of an animal, wheels for legs, and billions of unblinking eyes focused on you. Right now. Don't believe me? Bible says some do. </div><div>Ok, now consider THIS. </div><div>You will die someday. When you do you will go to heaven. In heaven you exist without any negative emotions. But aren't those emotions what makes you...you? So that's an eternity. An eternity doing nothing but being happy. Millions of billions of years existing! Forever! Wouldn't you go insane?</div><div>Not to mention you'll meet plenty of angels.</div><div><br /></div><div>3:</div><div>Love.</div><div>Ah sweet! She's got a crush!</div><div>Not quite.</div><div>Love is gross. It's repulsive. Its horrific. It's "Ewww"</div><div>Sure, you think I'm weird. Actually, your right. I mean, look at number 1 and 2! But anyway, look at it from my viewpoint.</div><div>You have to waste your precious time buying someone gifts for your...Uh...mate. You suck on they're face, share a little spit, smother your naked body against theirs and boom! Your pregnant! There's a THING growing inside your stomach! Doing something in there. They say childbirth is a beautiful thing. Buddy, it's not.</div><div><br /></div><div>4: I hope that's three up there. I can't scroll up.</div><div>I'm lonely. Every day. On the bright side(I'm betting I'm the only person who says that here) I'm a twin. And I know my twin very well! But that's not enough you know? I used to be very popular when I went to public school. We just moved and I tried my best to make new friends and it was hard. I slipped and now I don't leave the house. Infact I'm sort of addicted to the house in a way. I can't leave it. I feel sick when I do. I can't visit relatives, board planes, go on roadtrips. It feels almost scary, the thought of traveling. </div><div>Well, that's actually kind of dramatic. The correct term is "Home sickness" but that would've been shorter huh? ;)</div><div><br /></div><div>5:</div><div>I'm great at what I do. And what I do is animate! I animate cute cartoons and action movies. I love making making my characters expressive. I love creating worlds! And fantastical sword fights and chase scenes. I just...er...don't really have the courage to show anybody. I lie all the time to my family saying "I'm showed it to whatsisname" but I really didn't. I can't... I mean they might hate it! Have you seen those mean comments on YouTube? I just can't do that. And if I may say, I'm very good at what I do. I can recognize good animation techniques and I have 3d animating software too. Dadadada! I have Maya! I was going to an animating school but I blew it. I was inexperienced at the time I kept doing thing like blurting out "I like anime!" or "I'm boored!"</div><div>Also, up until seven I was very un hygienic. Greasy hair, bad breath, stinky armpits. Blah, I had to let that last part out.</div><div>So there you have it all my secrets. Feels more like a soul spill than actual secrets. Yeah, I do that. I'll probably post some actual secrets later.</div><div>If you read all of that...go you! Your quite patient! :3</div>Gender:<br />Sexual Orientation:<center><br /><br /><a href="http://five-secrets.groupsite.com/">Discuss</a> this post.</center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><P><center><i>
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2. I am currently cheating on my wife with 3 other women because I am bored to tears sexually with my wife.<br />
3. I have HIV but I have never told my wife or daughter that. <br />
4. Sometimes I look at porn on the computer whn no one is looking.<br />
5. I'm attracted to teenagers. Big time.<br />
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2. During that same time, my older brother was trying to put his Dick in her pussy with plastic covering it but he couldnt. I stuck my head under the covers to watch. Even though I was very young it turned me on. They were both virgins.<br />
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3. I once tried to stick a broom stick in my boyfriends butte because I secretly think he's gay. He really didn't stop me either. In fact, he was pushing against it. Hmmm...<br />
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4. I secretly fantasize about my boyfriend fucking other women when he eats me out. Mostly my close friends, family members, or coworkers. I also fantasize about having a 3some with two girls and me sticking my fingers in her pussy and spreading her pussy and ass while shes bent over for my boyfriend to slide his dick inside. I want to lick his dick as it goes in and out of her pussy. I want him to look at me while he fucks her and moan. Jist thinking about it makes me wet.i would never do it but this is the only way I can cum.<br />
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5. Sometimes I just want to take a random guy and let him fuck me or suck his Dick without anyone finding out. Like crack the door open and bend over so my ass is only showing and let him shove it in me. If u saw me, you would never know I think this way...<br />
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2. I've been from therapist to therapist my entire life. I never once wanted to go and it got to the point where I was getting court orders to attend because the doctors saw it so "needed" even though I wouldn't talk. Now I've lost the insurance that covered therapy, and am completely broke. There are no free therapy programs around where I live. For the first time in my life, I would do <a href="http://www.befrienders.org/">ANYTHING</a> to go to therapy.<br />
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3. Keith Urban's song, "You'll Think of Me" made me finally ask myself "what the Hell am I doing?" I'm going nowhere but downhill in life. I've had a huge problem with this lately, but I can't seem to get past my anxiety to do anything beneficial. The few times where I do feel strong enough to get past the anxiety, I'm always too tired of fighting it by then, and just don't care anymore. I was coping with my downhill-guarantee at least enough to get through each day. After listening to that song, I KNOW something NEEDS to be done. I also know that nothing will happen because now I feel more hopeless than ever.<br />
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4. I'm engaged, pregnant, have a caring family, and have a dog that's always been there for me even though I now live hours away from him. I just got a cat 2 days ago...I honestly feel that my cat is the only thing that will stay by my side forever.<br />
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5. My biggest fear has always been that I would become just like my birth-mom with my children. I was taken away and adopted out due to her mental issues making her severely unfit and a lot of abuse and neglect happened behind closed doors with my step-father that she kept secret. I know I would never abuse or neglect my children or let anyone else harm them. But it's still always been a constant fear. I no longer fear that will be a problem though. Now I fear my child will be the kindergartner at school who doesn't have a mommy because it's mom killed itself before it was even old enough to remember her. I used to be strong enough to know that would never happen...Now I'm more sure than not that I won't be strong enough to stay alive, even for my own child. Knowing this makes me completely sick, but I can't find access to any help for my mental problems. At this point though, I'm somewhat fearful of finding happiness because depression and anger are all I know.<br />
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2. When I as six years old, I accidently trod on my cousin's toy helicopter. His sister got the blame and smacked hard for it because her parents thought she broke it deliberately out of malice. Still feel bad for that 5 yo little girl and that I was too scared to own up.<br />
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3. I used to work in a gas station. The woman who worked the shift before me always used to get a ride home in the tanker from the guy who delivered the gas. One day I saw the tanker parked out of town and stopped and looked in. There was the woman giving oral sex to the tnaker driver. I told the other gas station workers who named her the 'tanker wanker' and the whole story got back to the woman's husband. He divorced her. I feel bad for the woman, she wasn't a bad person; I feel worse for the kid whose world must have been ripped apart when her parents split.<br />
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4. I am a racist, am secretly proud of it and consider that America would be better off and less at risk if we deported all the muslims - extreme or otherwise. The acid test should be you can stay if you draw a picture of the profit Mohamed then wipe your butt with it.<br />
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5. I went to school overseas as an exchange for one semester. School I went to had too many students and not enough dorm rooms. I stayed with a little 70 yo old lady who rented out a room in her home to students. It was ghastly, she was a mean person; I was charged 5 pounds extra for every electrical item I had - electric razor, laptop, ipod, phone etc. I could hear her and her boyfriend being intimate through the thin walls at night; and she had a pot under her bed to pee in; I could hear all that too.<br />
When I left after three months of hell, I sprayed a suspension of mushroom spores all over the carpet in my room. Never heard if it ever grew up into mushrooms or just became a hyphal mat. <br />
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2. I am an alcoholic. I drink everyday, but I am a pleasant drunk so everyone in my life thinks the way that I am is okay or somewhat okay (and maybe it is), but it kinda sucks that I have to drown my sorrows in booze everyday.<br />
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3. Recently, almost every one of my close friends (some of which I hope are geographical reasons) have abandoned me. I have no known quarrels with any of them but it really hurts (I can't really openly talk to any them about this because it would only make them think I am nuts). I realize that this is hard to take this as factual / realistic because I just revealed that I am an alcoholic, but trust me when I say that these platonic breakdowns are not because of my actions.<br />
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4. I have a close female friend that I am completely in love with. She and I are much closer than we have ever been but I have never tried to make a move because I am convinced that it would be unsuccessful and would f up our friend ship. She is possibly the best person that I have ever met in my life, I would do anything to help / protect her (really anything). She is also really cute to boot...<br />
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5. I have a drug habit (not an addiction)...I use opiates on a weekly basis. Not because I need them, but because I like them and they relieve many pains of life. On the weekends I load up and do them until monday comes around. I have been doing them for about 6 years and many people have not noticed because I am still well in control of it. <br />
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Gender: male<br />
Sexual Orientation: straight <br />
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I get fucked to the point of exhaustion everynight by my boyfriend who still doesn't know, because nobody knows except the 26 girls I have fucked since I accepted my sexuality.<br />
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I found out today I was pregnant after a job interview, and was planning to tell my boyfriend I was gay.<br />
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I hide rope burn and bruises from everyone because they don't know I am in love with bondage.<br />
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My boyfriend has a nine inch dick that's about 6 inchies in diameter, and it has complexity destroyed my body, I can never tell the girls I fuck I have a boyfriend because of how horrible he makes me feel when he fucks me.<br />
Gender: female<br />
Sexual Orientation: gay <br />
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1. I used to play with my cousin's cock when we were 12-ish. He liked it!<br />
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2. I have had sex for money and have a regular customer, although I'm just a regular woman. No one would ever guess that I do that.<br />
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3. I sometimes fantasize about animals having sex. Usually horses.<br />
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4. I have herpes.<br />
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5. I was sexually assaulted and raped seperate times in seperate countries within a week's time when I was in the military. I'd only been in the military less than a year.<br />
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Sexual Orientation: straight<br />
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I had sex in my place of work with a girl I hardly know. She made it pretty clear she liked me for months and I only did it because she isn't the prettiest thing in the world and I kinda felt sorry for her. I loved the thrill and danger of possibly being caught and maybe fired. I'm probably gonna do it again.<br />
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I've started using hair dye to cover the grey which truly has spread like a disease over my hair in the last year. Unbelievably quick. Its making me feel old cos I'm only 26. Sometimes I think I should be grateful not to be bald. The dye only lasts a couple of weeks though then the grey shows again. I'm sure people must notice the sometimes grey sometimes brown thing, I'd be embarassed if they did.<br />
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I work in a place where there are lots of students including immigrants from overseas. A Chinese student was talking with me one day. He asked me about how to tell the difference between a Miss, a Ms and a Mrs. I told hime about wedding/engagement rings and what finger and stuff. Then for no reason I told him that if he couldn't tell how to addess a woman, it was polite just to call her 'sweetcheeks' and then stood back and just let the ICBM launch. I can still picture the handprint on his face a few weeks later and it still makes me laugh out loud.<br />
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Climbed a cliff about 500 feet high without ropes pitons or anything and nearly fell more than halfway up. First time ever I did something so scary it caused a little bit of poop to come out.<br />
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When I was at high school, I tipped sugar into the gas tank of my teacher's car because the guy was an ass and used to rip on me for no reason. I think it probably ruined the engine cos the sugar caramelises when its ignited in the piston chamber.<br />
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Sexual Orientation: straight<br />
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1. I stick my finger up my ass when I am alone. Its wierdly comforting.<br />
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2. I have violent thoughts about what I'd like to do to those who cross me, even when the slight is pretty trivial. But I never have the courage to follow through on them.<br />
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3. I peek at my neighbours' daughter when she sunbathes<br />
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4. I live alone and I drink too much, but I hide it from everyone. Its starting to show now as bloodshot eyes, red cheeks and busted blood vessels in my face. I can't stop even though I know its shameful and weak.<br />
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5. Things are going to get rough at work, we don't have enough business. There will be layoffs and unemployment in my area is pretty bad. I worry where I'll be in a year from now and hope its not on the street.<br />
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Gender: male<br />
Sexual Orientation: straight<br />
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