Practicing psychologist

1. I hate some of my freinds for being overconfident around others, when it is obvious to me that they are putting on a show.
2. If you are in the same room as me, I am observing you. You are interesting to me.
3. I love a dead girl more than I care about everything else combined.
4. I feel like a bad person when I openly admit that I could die happy right now.
5. I have spent years inflicting mental wounds upon myself so I can practice fixing a broken mind.