1. I think I'm starting to like my friend's ex. I know it's horrible because he treated her like shit, but last night he IMed me and we get along really well. Right now I don't think I would ever get with him, but that could change.
2. I'm a major creeper. I add people on Facebook that I don't even know, but know of and have mutual friends with, and if they accept my request, I look at all of their pictures whenever I'm bored. I don't intend to do anything to them, it's just something to occupy me whenever I'm bored. Oh, and sometimes I talk to them on chat just to see if they say something back.
3. I really want to try pot, but I haven't told any of my friends because they are all very anti-pot. I've never actually seen it or been near it, but if I ever was I would totally smoke it.
4. I'm straight, but girls in bikinis on shopping websites kind of turn me on. I have no interest in getting with a girl, kissing one, or doing anything else with one. In fact, I'm probably the boy-crazy person you'll ever meet. Girls in bikinis just turn me on and I don't know why.
5. I really want to be rich, so I can be a deb, go to a really expensive camp, buy all the cute stuff I can't afford, take trips to foreign countries a lot, and be in a sorority in college. I went to a private school from when I was 3 to 8th grade, and a bunch of the girls who went there were rich and get to do all those things. I'm not poor, but I'm middle class and one of the poorer girls at my old school. I always say I hate rich people, but I secretly want to be like them. I know I have more than a lot of people, but I just really want to be rich.
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Aunt Crabbypants
1) I am not sure where my life is heading. I wish I could see into the future so I know if I am making the right decisions.
2) I told my son today that he should enjoy being 5. He was so excited about the things he would do when he is grown. Truth is I really wish I were a kid again. I love my son with all my heart but being a grown single mother with no help is stressful.
3) I am so proud of my brother. I don't really feel envy for anything he has but I sure wish I had a good job like he does. To make good money would be wonderful. I don't think I ever tell him enough how proud I am of him.
4) I forgot it was Father's Day in 4 days. Wow, now I am broke, have a party to direct the day before and now have to come up with something for Father's Day. See, just one stress after another.
5) I am upset with my aunt. She is also my landlord. She is a bitch sometimes. I can't believe she told me I can't have a dog and she has 100 of them. She is a dog breeder. So therefore I have to listen to all 100 of her dogs bark all night, yet if I had one small dog she would never even know it was there. My son was so in love with that dog. We had her for about a week and this bitch came over and told me I can't have a dog with my son sitting right there. I wanted to jack her face. My son took it better than I did actually. He asks me every day now when we are going to get the dog back. I just say when we live somewhere that we can have a dog.
2) I told my son today that he should enjoy being 5. He was so excited about the things he would do when he is grown. Truth is I really wish I were a kid again. I love my son with all my heart but being a grown single mother with no help is stressful.
3) I am so proud of my brother. I don't really feel envy for anything he has but I sure wish I had a good job like he does. To make good money would be wonderful. I don't think I ever tell him enough how proud I am of him.
4) I forgot it was Father's Day in 4 days. Wow, now I am broke, have a party to direct the day before and now have to come up with something for Father's Day. See, just one stress after another.
5) I am upset with my aunt. She is also my landlord. She is a bitch sometimes. I can't believe she told me I can't have a dog and she has 100 of them. She is a dog breeder. So therefore I have to listen to all 100 of her dogs bark all night, yet if I had one small dog she would never even know it was there. My son was so in love with that dog. We had her for about a week and this bitch came over and told me I can't have a dog with my son sitting right there. I wanted to jack her face. My son took it better than I did actually. He asks me every day now when we are going to get the dog back. I just say when we live somewhere that we can have a dog.
Five secrets isn't for everyone
1. every since i've stumbled onto this website, i use it to help me get horney before i masturbate. i love reading all of the dirty talk and sexcapades
2. this website has taught me that its okay that i masturbate probably too often and watch porn (even though im a 17 yr. girl whose a virgin).. bc everyone does the same thing
3. i wish i knew all of my best friend's crazy sex stories - but i think she prefers me to be "innocent" and grossed out by the thought of her sexual relations... when really i think of her when i watch interracial porn =)
4. my friend admitted to me that she has had sex with a girl and would do it again- i kind of wish she would make a move on me.... even though i would probably decline bc i wouldn't want it to change our friendship
5. i hate that everything i think about it always revolving around sex. if i'm in a car listening to music or sitting in class - im thinking about it. i try to start up sexual conversations with my friend ( as referred to in 3 & 4) but she doesnt take the bait - which leaves me feeling stupid. i also showed her this website, thinking that she would love it like i do ... she was turned off by it and i dont want her to know that i find it amusing.
*6. im at her house now and about to masturbate in her bathroon when she gets out of the shower =)
2. this website has taught me that its okay that i masturbate probably too often and watch porn (even though im a 17 yr. girl whose a virgin).. bc everyone does the same thing
3. i wish i knew all of my best friend's crazy sex stories - but i think she prefers me to be "innocent" and grossed out by the thought of her sexual relations... when really i think of her when i watch interracial porn =)
4. my friend admitted to me that she has had sex with a girl and would do it again- i kind of wish she would make a move on me.... even though i would probably decline bc i wouldn't want it to change our friendship
5. i hate that everything i think about it always revolving around sex. if i'm in a car listening to music or sitting in class - im thinking about it. i try to start up sexual conversations with my friend ( as referred to in 3 & 4) but she doesnt take the bait - which leaves me feeling stupid. i also showed her this website, thinking that she would love it like i do ... she was turned off by it and i dont want her to know that i find it amusing.
*6. im at her house now and about to masturbate in her bathroon when she gets out of the shower =)
Not all those who wander are lost
1. Even though I should be over my verbally abusive, cheating ex fiance, I'm not
2. In fact, although it's been almost a year since our split, I wish he wanted me back
3. I hate myself for feeling that way.
4. I am petrified someone will find out about the amount of facial hair that I have...and I'm a girl.
5. I lie and say I am getting happier each day but at 35 I am more lost than I have ever been
2. In fact, although it's been almost a year since our split, I wish he wanted me back
3. I hate myself for feeling that way.
4. I am petrified someone will find out about the amount of facial hair that I have...and I'm a girl.
5. I lie and say I am getting happier each day but at 35 I am more lost than I have ever been
What doesn't kill you...
1) I wish I was done with school. It's just so stressful. Like right now, I'm in the middle of a Living Museum project worth over 400 points. I just can't deal with the stress anymore.
2) I hate my family. I mean, I love them, but if something bad were to happen to me, I wouldn't be able to just come home and say, "I love you guys. Thanks for being there." It's just too weird.
3) I hate overly-happy people. They're just too happy and peppy. I wish I could go up to one of them, punch them in their face and say "Nobody can EVER be that happy so shut your f*cking face."
4) Everything in my life is going to hell. My parents are separating, my mom got diagnosed with cancer in January, and everything isn't going right. It's just, I don't even know.
5) The guy I like broke my heart so many times. I keep crawling back for more, though. I even started cutting myself because of him. I just... can't get over him. Even if he broke my heart, I still love him with all the little pieces. Once a heart is broken, it'll never be the same.
2) I hate my family. I mean, I love them, but if something bad were to happen to me, I wouldn't be able to just come home and say, "I love you guys. Thanks for being there." It's just too weird.
3) I hate overly-happy people. They're just too happy and peppy. I wish I could go up to one of them, punch them in their face and say "Nobody can EVER be that happy so shut your f*cking face."
4) Everything in my life is going to hell. My parents are separating, my mom got diagnosed with cancer in January, and everything isn't going right. It's just, I don't even know.
5) The guy I like broke my heart so many times. I keep crawling back for more, though. I even started cutting myself because of him. I just... can't get over him. Even if he broke my heart, I still love him with all the little pieces. Once a heart is broken, it'll never be the same.
Bobcats don't like to be chastised
A secret? That despite my outward appearance and background, I'd like nothing more than a simple quiet life.
My first full sexual partner was 19 and I was 12, and if my parents knew she had so much as touched me they would have had her burned at the stake.
After that, until I got out of prison, all of my relationships were with older females, and carried a heavy BDSM theme.
No one touched me in prison. Most convicts are about "mom" as are football players; and I had killed mine with my bare hands. Just decided the bitch had hit me for the last time. Consequently, other inmates considered me potentially dangerous.
I was 22, and had a 16 year old girlfriend. Age of consent. Dumb move, I know. Hers was shaking a finger at my bobcats' muzzle, calling Heathen a "bad kitty". First time I ever saw a girl wet her pants; Heathen had latched onto her finger.
I'll submit more later. But, never shake your finger in a bobcats' face.
My first full sexual partner was 19 and I was 12, and if my parents knew she had so much as touched me they would have had her burned at the stake.
After that, until I got out of prison, all of my relationships were with older females, and carried a heavy BDSM theme.
No one touched me in prison. Most convicts are about "mom" as are football players; and I had killed mine with my bare hands. Just decided the bitch had hit me for the last time. Consequently, other inmates considered me potentially dangerous.
I was 22, and had a 16 year old girlfriend. Age of consent. Dumb move, I know. Hers was shaking a finger at my bobcats' muzzle, calling Heathen a "bad kitty". First time I ever saw a girl wet her pants; Heathen had latched onto her finger.
I'll submit more later. But, never shake your finger in a bobcats' face.
Major Boobage
1) I now weigh over 300 lbs. I know I am fat on the outside, but I don’t always feel fat. Being fat has major disadvantages in our society, but also brings me some indescribable sense of comfort.
2) I wear a 46 K bra. If my boobs get any bigger, what in hell will I wear? It’s already very difficult to find bras—and they cost a fortune!
3) I am 36 and already experiencing premature menopause symptoms. I don’t know whether to be thankful (I hate periods) or frightened.
4) I quit shaving my armpits a year ago. Luckily I don’t have much body hair; you can’t even tell my pits aren’t shaved unless you are looking very closely.
5) Anyone reading this may seriously question my sex appeal, but my husband is very turned on by me (go figure!). I am an artist, a free spirit, and really don’t give a fuck what people think of me. Is it that confidence that is a turn on? I don’t know if I am attractive to other men, but does it really matter?
2) I wear a 46 K bra. If my boobs get any bigger, what in hell will I wear? It’s already very difficult to find bras—and they cost a fortune!
3) I am 36 and already experiencing premature menopause symptoms. I don’t know whether to be thankful (I hate periods) or frightened.
4) I quit shaving my armpits a year ago. Luckily I don’t have much body hair; you can’t even tell my pits aren’t shaved unless you are looking very closely.
5) Anyone reading this may seriously question my sex appeal, but my husband is very turned on by me (go figure!). I am an artist, a free spirit, and really don’t give a fuck what people think of me. Is it that confidence that is a turn on? I don’t know if I am attractive to other men, but does it really matter?
End of the movie
1. I'm 24 and I was in special ed from the 6th grade all throughout high school. And I'm affected by it now at 24.
2. I'm turned on by rape porn
3. Straight people don't believe me when say I'm not gay, gay people don't believe me when I say I'm bi. Neither of them know that I've had sex with a guy once. (I'm a guy)
4. I sucked a dick twice in my life (I'm a guy)
5. I hate almost everything and everyone but I feel like I need to be part of it all.
2. I'm turned on by rape porn
3. Straight people don't believe me when say I'm not gay, gay people don't believe me when I say I'm bi. Neither of them know that I've had sex with a guy once. (I'm a guy)
4. I sucked a dick twice in my life (I'm a guy)
5. I hate almost everything and everyone but I feel like I need to be part of it all.
Humble pie
I still pick my nose. I think its digusting but the way it feels on your fingers is cool.
I try to tape down my fat rolls. I also sleep on my stomach hoping that it will flatten out.
The smell of gas calms me down, and I'm not talking about fuel.
I sing my heart out when I'm by myself.
I still think about things that were embarrassing to me when I was growing up. I remember every time people laughed at me. It still makes me blush.
I try to tape down my fat rolls. I also sleep on my stomach hoping that it will flatten out.
The smell of gas calms me down, and I'm not talking about fuel.
I sing my heart out when I'm by myself.
I still think about things that were embarrassing to me when I was growing up. I remember every time people laughed at me. It still makes me blush.
Inside vs Outside
I freak myself about by thinking about things too much, I think about every single breath I take, I feel like my heart isn't beating right, my lungs aren't working right, I just know I am going to die any second for no reason. I am only 21 years old but I'm already so afraid of withering away I can't imagine what I will feel like when death really is upon me.
I am a boy in a girls body though most people wouldn't know. I dress somewhat womanly, I wear makeup and look girly. But I act like a guy, only have guy friends and when I picture myself, I picture a man. I only really find women attractive, though I have been in relationships with men.
I lie to people I meet, I tell them I am a different race than I really am because I can pass for it and I really wish I was.
I have told many people I love them, but I don't think I have really loved anyone. Not even my family members. I am in a relationship right now and he says he loves me and I tell him that back but both of us know that isn't true. He is using me for sex and I am using him for a place to stay and company, because I am a lonely person. I desperately want to be loved/love though.
I hate children, they annoy the shit out of me. Yet I want kids at the same time, and fantasize about being pregnant.
I am a boy in a girls body though most people wouldn't know. I dress somewhat womanly, I wear makeup and look girly. But I act like a guy, only have guy friends and when I picture myself, I picture a man. I only really find women attractive, though I have been in relationships with men.
I lie to people I meet, I tell them I am a different race than I really am because I can pass for it and I really wish I was.
I have told many people I love them, but I don't think I have really loved anyone. Not even my family members. I am in a relationship right now and he says he loves me and I tell him that back but both of us know that isn't true. He is using me for sex and I am using him for a place to stay and company, because I am a lonely person. I desperately want to be loved/love though.
I hate children, they annoy the shit out of me. Yet I want kids at the same time, and fantasize about being pregnant.
Go easy on the n00bs
1. I wuss out of just talking to a nice woman and complimenting her on her dress.
2. I am addicted to soda like pepsi.
3. I want a new life.
4. I'm 17 and never even had a "casual relationship"
5. I get comfort from video games. Pwning noobs is great!
2. I am addicted to soda like pepsi.
3. I want a new life.
4. I'm 17 and never even had a "casual relationship"
5. I get comfort from video games. Pwning noobs is great!
I hear it's lovely this time of year
1. I am to much of a wuss to ask any women out.
2. I like latex fetishes.
3. I want to go to Neptune (planet).
4. I enjoy porn.
5. I hate my 1. Secret
2. I like latex fetishes.
3. I want to go to Neptune (planet).
4. I enjoy porn.
5. I hate my 1. Secret
No such thing as a positive stereotype
I tried to fuck a cat when i was 10
I have always hated the stereotypes that fit black people even though i fit a lot of them.
I wish my dick was bigger. I know it's average but thats one stereotype i don't fit, the black guy with the huge dick
I never knew my dad growing up and it kills me. I wonder if he even knows i exist.
I want to try all kinds of drugs but don't know where to get them
I have always hated the stereotypes that fit black people even though i fit a lot of them.
I wish my dick was bigger. I know it's average but thats one stereotype i don't fit, the black guy with the huge dick
I never knew my dad growing up and it kills me. I wonder if he even knows i exist.
I want to try all kinds of drugs but don't know where to get them
The first time is always the worst
i'm 15 and a virgin, I tried having sex last night but it hurt :(.
I feel so stupid now cause i was so tight
he said we don't need sex to make our realationship work. But i really want to sleep with him.
I think i only want to because all my friends have. They all told me it doesn't hurt.
I wonder why it hurt me and not them :( x
I feel so stupid now cause i was so tight
he said we don't need sex to make our realationship work. But i really want to sleep with him.
I think i only want to because all my friends have. They all told me it doesn't hurt.
I wonder why it hurt me and not them :( x
Yay for boobies
1 I cry when I eat pizza
2 I fantasize about my dog and cat having sexual times
3 I hate deeply all of my roomies
4 this girl I'm dating has a sweet ass and awesome boobies and a cute face
5 I poop way way wayyyy too much
2 I fantasize about my dog and cat having sexual times
3 I hate deeply all of my roomies
4 this girl I'm dating has a sweet ass and awesome boobies and a cute face
5 I poop way way wayyyy too much
That'll Show Him!
If my husband doesn't stop giving me the silent treatment by 3pm I am going to fuck someone else tonight.
I carry my sex toy in my purse.
I know he cheated on me but I didn't say any thing
Everybody thinks I have it going on...I really don't
I faked sick last week so I could stay at home by myself
I carry my sex toy in my purse.
I know he cheated on me but I didn't say any thing
Everybody thinks I have it going on...I really don't
I faked sick last week so I could stay at home by myself
Time's A Wastin'
I'm insecure because my girlfriend refuses to have sex on a regular basis.
I wish my penis was bigger.
Even though I have money, I'm not totally happy with myself.
I actually wish I was a lawyer because as a child I always dreamed of been in a court room arguing cases, because I'm not I feel like I'm a failure. I have a great job now but I didn't fufill my dreams.
I don't think my girlfriend loves me, I think she says it just to make me happy but deep down I'm wasting my time and effort that I put into the relationship.
I wish my penis was bigger.
Even though I have money, I'm not totally happy with myself.
I actually wish I was a lawyer because as a child I always dreamed of been in a court room arguing cases, because I'm not I feel like I'm a failure. I have a great job now but I didn't fufill my dreams.
I don't think my girlfriend loves me, I think she says it just to make me happy but deep down I'm wasting my time and effort that I put into the relationship.
The most precious gifts are free
I lost my best friend over a dispute about my planned prostitution (I didn't go through with it). The funny thing is I feel no real loss over her, and I'm still trying to wrap my brain around this. But I have the most amazing group of friends a person could have.
I grew up believing that I could never professionally be an artist, because you just don't make money that way and all the 'real' artists only got famous after they had died. I finally decided (after abandoning all my art and poetry for years) that this is what I want to do with my life. I don't want to be famous, but I want to be free to pursue the thing I love. Except now that I'm trying to get involved with an online art community, I'm terrified that I'm not a good enough artist to bother.
I've always wanted to be a mom, but I'm afraid I'll never have a serious enough relationship to have the kind of family I never had growing up. As a sort of mental/psychological safety net, I've secretly decided I would ask one of my closest friends (who is gay) to father my child. He doesn't know this. Despite believing at times that he's a total jerk, he has said that I would be a good mom. It's one of the most meaningful things he's ever said to me.
I am also coming to terms with all my other fears lately. I have to finally leave the comfortable holding pattern of a life that school has created for me these past five years, which I've been desperate to escape up until now. I now need to find another job(s) to pay off my loans and begin actually making concrete plans for my 'escape' into the world. I'm afraid of all of this right now. And yet more afraid that if I don't leave this city soon, I'll never get to the places I want to go.
I'm still torn between my Christian background and my highly sexualized nature. Prostitution would have been a deal-breaker for the return to a Christian faith, which was the real reason I changed my mind: I participated in a very Christian wedding ceremony the week I was considering prostitution and it changed everything for me. I'm still immensely grateful to my friend for that experience.
I grew up believing that I could never professionally be an artist, because you just don't make money that way and all the 'real' artists only got famous after they had died. I finally decided (after abandoning all my art and poetry for years) that this is what I want to do with my life. I don't want to be famous, but I want to be free to pursue the thing I love. Except now that I'm trying to get involved with an online art community, I'm terrified that I'm not a good enough artist to bother.
I've always wanted to be a mom, but I'm afraid I'll never have a serious enough relationship to have the kind of family I never had growing up. As a sort of mental/psychological safety net, I've secretly decided I would ask one of my closest friends (who is gay) to father my child. He doesn't know this. Despite believing at times that he's a total jerk, he has said that I would be a good mom. It's one of the most meaningful things he's ever said to me.
I am also coming to terms with all my other fears lately. I have to finally leave the comfortable holding pattern of a life that school has created for me these past five years, which I've been desperate to escape up until now. I now need to find another job(s) to pay off my loans and begin actually making concrete plans for my 'escape' into the world. I'm afraid of all of this right now. And yet more afraid that if I don't leave this city soon, I'll never get to the places I want to go.
I'm still torn between my Christian background and my highly sexualized nature. Prostitution would have been a deal-breaker for the return to a Christian faith, which was the real reason I changed my mind: I participated in a very Christian wedding ceremony the week I was considering prostitution and it changed everything for me. I'm still immensely grateful to my friend for that experience.
Time to stop for directions
I long for that innocence of childhood back.
I find it so hard to trust people because i'm scared of losing them.
I still cry because i miss you mum.
I have lost my way in life, and taken the wrong route.
I want to know what happens next.
I find it so hard to trust people because i'm scared of losing them.
I still cry because i miss you mum.
I have lost my way in life, and taken the wrong route.
I want to know what happens next.
Pretty Pink Ribbon
1. I am starting to feel my life is to be nothing more than a cashier even though I know I have so much potential. I feel so trapped with my job because it has good benefits but I am starting to think I am not very smart after all, even though I always believed I was in different ways.
2. I can't stand the thought of animals being lonely or sad or mistreated. It devestates me to see strays and think of animals who have no love, I love animals more than I love people.
3. I know for a fact that people who are good looking makes their worth in the eyes of others go up.
4. I believe it impossible for people not to cheat or want to cheat.
5. I hated highschool so much that when I think about it it makes me sick
2. I can't stand the thought of animals being lonely or sad or mistreated. It devestates me to see strays and think of animals who have no love, I love animals more than I love people.
3. I know for a fact that people who are good looking makes their worth in the eyes of others go up.
4. I believe it impossible for people not to cheat or want to cheat.
5. I hated highschool so much that when I think about it it makes me sick
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