One of the more interesting posts of the day

1: I'm a miserable idiot.

My social skills are horrendous. I can't hold one measly conversation without saying something incredibly stupid. I don't go to public school. I haven't for seven years! So you can see how that happened can't you?

2: This one might actually be the most pathetic.

I'm afraid of God. I said it! Phew! That's great to get off my chest. But really, consider this. They're are hideous demons lurking in your room right now. What's keeping them at bay is an angel. Cute huh? Not quite. Angels have six wings, stand impossibly tall, may have the head of an animal, wheels for legs, and billions of unblinking eyes focused on you. Right now. Don't believe me? Bible says some do.

Ok, now consider THIS.

You will die someday. When you do you will go to heaven. In heaven you exist without any negative emotions. But aren't those emotions what makes you...you? So that's an eternity. An eternity doing nothing but being happy. Millions of billions of years existing! Forever! Wouldn't you go insane?

Not to mention you'll meet plenty of angels.

3:

Love.

Ah sweet! She's got a crush!

Not quite.

Love is gross. It's repulsive. Its horrific. It's "Ewww"

Sure, you think I'm weird. Actually, your right. I mean, look at number 1 and 2! But anyway, look at it from my viewpoint.

You have to waste your precious time buying someone gifts for your...Uh...mate. You suck on they're face, share a little spit, smother your naked body against theirs and boom! Your pregnant! There's a THING growing inside your stomach! Doing something in there. They say childbirth is a beautiful thing. Buddy, it's not.

4: I hope that's three up there. I can't scroll up.

I'm lonely. Every day. On the bright side(I'm betting I'm the only person who says that here) I'm a twin. And I know my twin very well! But that's not enough you know? I used to be very popular when I went to public school. We just moved and I tried my best to make new friends and it was hard. I slipped and now I don't leave the house. Infact I'm sort of addicted to the house in a way. I can't leave it. I feel sick when I do. I can't visit relatives, board planes, go on roadtrips. It feels almost scary, the thought of traveling.

Well, that's actually kind of dramatic. The correct term is "Home sickness" but that would've been shorter huh? ;)

5:

I'm great at what I do. And what I do is animate! I animate cute cartoons and action movies. I love making making my characters expressive. I love creating worlds! And fantastical sword fights and chase scenes. I just...er...don't really have the courage to show anybody. I lie all the time to my family saying "I'm showed it to whatsisname" but I really didn't. I can't... I mean they might hate it! Have you seen those mean comments on YouTube? I just can't do that. And if I may say, I'm very good at what I do. I can recognize good animation techniques and I have 3d animating software too. Dadadada! I have Maya! I was going to an animating school but I blew it. I was inexperienced at the time I kept doing thing like blurting out "I like anime!" or "I'm boored!"

Also, up until seven I was very un hygienic. Greasy hair, bad breath, stinky armpits. Blah, I had to let that last part out.

So there you have it all my secrets. Feels more like a soul spill than actual secrets. Yeah, I do that. I'll probably post some actual secrets later.

If you read all of that...go you! Your quite patient! :3

Gender:
Sexual Orientation:

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Admin learned a new word today

1. I like to finger my butthole& then smell it
2. I enjoy farting in peoples mouths when I have sex with them. It turns me on.
3. I would someday like to gve someone the pleasure of recording a bumpkin
4. I once asked my brother if I could give him a wrap around, he denied me and I cried as I masturbated.
5. I'm fucked up I think

Gender: transwoman
Sexual Orientation: other



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Chili con carne

My friend has asthma. I put his inhaler up my ass and laughed at him when he was forced to use it to get a breath. 

I have rough skin on my feet I like to pick bits of it off and cook it in the chilli I feed to guests. Then I laugh at them for being canibals. 

Once, in NYC, an Irish waitress was really rude and nasty to us.  I went back later and put superglue in all the padlocks on the grates over the front windows and doors. 

I have peed off the top of a good proportion of world 

landmarks including: Petronas towers, golden gate bridge, Brooklyn bridge, Space needle, Edinburgh Castle and Eiffel tower.

But I've had sex in one of the cabs on the London eye  

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Might want to get that checked out

* I feel like i have gotten so fat that i wont ever be able to lose weight.

* my pussy is so damn itchy for the last 6 months and i peel the skin that falls off and eat it because it tastes good and i dont know why...

* I like to masturbate to weird strange porn or it doesnt get me off
like old women and black men, midgets, black fat girls ...

* my friend had so many damn abortions that it makes me sick when i think about it
and what gets to me is she doesnt seem to care & if she does care she hides it very well.
She makes me so mad that she does stupid things and is too dumb to see what she is doing.
I think if she got pregnant again she would have ANOTHER abortion, fucking gross.

* I have sex dreams alot, and i wake up and masturbate.

Mama's Boy

I masturbate to Barney something about his purple ass just turns me on

I like to touch little boys bottoms something about it makes me feel manly

I like the taste of my butt residue it taste like cooked meat just a little grainy

I used to masturbate to my mom's naked photo I found in her dresser draw I just stopped
I'm thirty two

If I could get away with it I would cut up woman and save their girly parts
I'm not joking.......

The credit's all yours

1. You know I've had my share of men; and I've done quite a bit of bad girl things. But I can say that I am a freak!! I like freaky men and I like to do freaky things! Yes, I am kinda particular about my men! But, I have indulged in all types of men!

2. No, never; gotta take that back! I'm really not into women; but I had a close encounter! Women just don't move me like that! I like men! A dildo can't do anything for me but piss me off!! Everytime, I be pissed off!   Nah!! I'm straight aced! I've let myself go; and it's not lack of self-confidence! I've cut all my hair out my head & right at this moment in my life I feel like a homicidal lunatic!

3. Some people decided they gone terrorize me & make me follow rules that's actually told to me in an tranced state of mind! They mutilated my insides and call themselves embarrassing me by playing malicious mind games on me! I'm not afraid of them, because what don't kill will make me stronger!!!

4. They've been watching me! (you know like a STALKER!) Shits driving me crazy!

5. I'm really like; PLEASE! GIVE A SISTER A BREAK! I'm NOT A WHORE AND YOU HAVE A PROBLEM! GET A GRIP!!!  Hell, I'm going to have to get me a couple of body guards and a personal assisstant! So they can get these crazy ass people out of my ass! YOUR MAMA IS CRAZY! SHE IS FIRED!! AND YOU NEED TOO STOP TOO! BE A MAN AND FACE ME! IT'S PAST TIME! OK!!!


         P.s. I know ur reading me! Please give me some type of credit!

Doesn't get cheaper than free

1.Every wednesday Me and my best friend measure our pubic hairs to see who has the longest one. We save the longest one in a jar.
2. I love breast Milk, everytime I see a pregnant woman I wanna suck her tit to get some milk
3. After I take a shit I save it and use it for fertilizer in my garden. It's cheaper than the stuff at the store
4. When I go out I sometimes dye and straighten my pussy hairs so the guys or girls like me at the bar.
5.I like to mix urine in my drinks. It tastes better. Somtimes I put it in my friends drinks.. But they don't know

What does this opening line mean???

It's "It's good to know who you are" Again.

I don't live in the moment to say I was Spontaneous but for the simple reason It's who I am. Not what I want to be.

I chew on my Fingernails and spit them on the floor, hoping they'd grow into Money Trees.

I don't like people knowing I have a big dick for the simple fact they always want to see it and I'm scared it's magically disappeared.

I fingerbang myself in the bathroom.

People say I have tourrets cause I twitch a lot. I'm scared to say I do and that it's minor cause I dated a guy with tourrets once. I made fun of him cause he's a horrible lover and called me fat for no reason.

Um, not sure what to say about this one

1.) I think the difference between myself and others is that I don't wanna be sick in the head. I've never really realized how far I am from where I need to be until now.
2.) Someone that is supposed to be my friend pissed me off the other day over something that was really small and i'm still thinking about it, I know thinking  about it still would be normal if I were thinking how I just wish we could be friends that never get into it but i'm not, i'm thinking about how stupid I think she is, how she couldn't get class if she paid for it. I wanna curse her out so bad and when I think about it I know i'm truly this  pissed off because  I wrote her off in my mind along time ago when we were kids..point is I should be able to get over dumb stuff like this but I sit and marinate on it instead.
3.)  This guy that  i've been talking to and doing everything under the sun with for over a year does not deserve me in any way possible and i've known this for a very long time.  We are 2 different races, If he's so pro -mexican then what the hell is he doing screwing me. I know what you're thinking..he's just screwing me  huh...? Well yeah that would make sense if he didn't take me to his family's house all the time or if he didn't bother to fix arguments in our relationship, well sometimes anyway. Why does he sometimes tell me he loves me? I'm not a  bug- a-boo or anything, I don't call him he calls me, I don't even perform sexual acts on him..I throw it back here and there during sex..he can get somebody else if he wants to. He thinks that i'm so dumb I'm going to let him keep breaking me down, forcing me to believe i'm not good enough for anything but I know he knows I can easily go out and meet somebody else but I won't. Boy is he wrong because I'm going to be on top of everything this summer..i'm working on it now.  Almost Every dude i've ever met has wanted me to feel like i'm not good enough but in a real sneaky way...it took me all this time to realize i've been abusing myself mentally and emotionally since I can remember  and people like him have been contributing in a not so obvious way, but all this time I should have just embraced me, after all people have been telling me" if I tell you how  fine you are you'll get big headed". Why are these people who are obviously sick themselves attracted to me, like seriously who in their right mind wants their girlfriend or friend to feel like they're not good enough especially when they're not cocky or confident acting.
3.) When I get mad I laugh..only i'm not laughing because  everything's fun and games but because I can't believe things are often as stupid as they are,  lots of times i'm crying and laughing at the same time while contemplating what will happen if I go to the next level...I wonder if there is another level.
4.) I'm signing up for  jiu-jitsu this summer, hoping it will relieve me of physically wanting to beat the crap out of people... as for certain people ( guy i've been talking to), i'll be  honest I hope they try me so i'll have an excuse to put them in submission.
5.) I get furious mad when watching movies..I often join the bad guys side once I realize how stupid everyone is in the movie, a good example would be the "saw" series...that movie pissed me off so bad only I couldn't join the bad guy in those movies because they are some of the dumbest characters ever...dumb girl with short hair suppose to be athletic turned bad guy looked so stupid and then the cop looked even  stupider then her and the dumb old man looked dumbest by far.. This is for everyone on here" because you did not appreciate your life you must have to find away out of this rat race to live" lol, didn't the doll look like he had his picture taken at lamms studio...with the dumb bow tie and head tilted to the side lol?? Why didn't anybody warn me about how stupid 10,000 bc was?

Humble pie

I still pick my nose. I think its digusting but the way it feels on your fingers is cool.

I try to tape down my fat rolls. I also sleep on my stomach hoping that it will flatten out.

The smell of gas calms me down, and I'm not talking about fuel.

I sing my heart out when I'm by myself.

I still think about things that were embarrassing to me when I was growing up. I remember every time people laughed at me. It still makes me blush.

A load off

I prefer Asian midgets in bondage..they're expensive
I want to fuck a nun.
I give little kids the finger.
I smell my fingers after putting them in my ass while masturbating
I banged my girlfriends sister...and mom. All different times. The mom's a freak. Her sister sat on my face. That was after we broke up. I loved fucking my girlfriend too, but often return to the times I did those things while jerking off...wow what a load off my shoulders

I hear it's lovely this time of year

1. I am to much of a wuss to ask any women out.
2. I like latex fetishes.
3. I want to go to Neptune (planet).
4. I enjoy porn.
5. I hate my 1. Secret

A Selfish & Cunning Linguist

1) sometimes.. i eat myself out.

2) i like chris milne.

3) i like the taste of my own shit..

4) i always wanted to fuck chris milne with a justin bieber mask on.

5)  i find pregnant people hot.. and i'm a chick

How do you like that, Kim?

1. I just farted and it smelled.
2. I sometimes fart and dutch oven myself, it sometimes smells so delicious.
3. I am feeling scrumptious right now and I haven't showered in 3 days. My leg hair is out of control. I don't even need to wear pants to bed cause my hairs keep me warm.
4. My best friend and I touch our butts together, sometimes bare.
5. I consider myself to be hotter than kim kardashian, because I am all real woman. Leg hair and all.

Never heard that one before

1. I think about killing myself.
2. But then I realize I'd still want to be around, so I could hear what people say about me.
3. I have an unhealthy amount of sexual fantasies involving my friend of the same gender, who is in the first healthy relationship of her life.
4. In fact I have more fantasies about her than I do about any guys, and I (generally) consider myself straight.
5. I stare at other girls crotches, not because it's hot, but because I'm hoping to catch a glimpse of their bush and see if it's as wild and untamed as mine is. They usually are.

Isn't all of this normal?

I eat my snot
I eat my boogers
I like to eat my toenails
I like to eat my finger nails
I like to eat my skin