1. I just farted and it smelled.
2. I sometimes fart and dutch oven myself, it sometimes smells so delicious.
3. I am feeling scrumptious right now and I haven't showered in 3 days. My leg hair is out of control. I don't even need to wear pants to bed cause my hairs keep me warm.
4. My best friend and I touch our butts together, sometimes bare.
5. I consider myself to be hotter than kim kardashian, because I am all real woman. Leg hair and all.
Children say the darndest things . . .
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