Sounds like a pretty crappy bf

Necrophilia turns me on and sometimes so does beastiality.

I can and will manipulate people if they screw me over. This girl made me angry so I took revenge. I broke her and her bf up. He broke up with her but she knows I was behind it.

My bf makes me feel awful when I want sex. He gets so angry and makes feel whorish for asking.

Would like to experience a threesome or an orgy.

My dad isn't my biological father. I was given the chance to find out who was but I turned it down. My parents don't know that I know. Starting to wonder if the dreams I had when I was little were actually reality.

Gender: female
Sexual Orientation: straight

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Devil soil

Years ago, I needed dirt to fill out my flower beds. I drove to some woods near my home, and dug up some soil and took it home. Bad idea, that soil was full of weed seed which grew/grew back like a house on fire- even when it was pulled up by the roots. Eventually I had to dig all the soil back out and burn the empty flower beds with gas to get rid of the weed. I sprinkled loads of that devil soil over my neighbour's pride and joy model flowerbeds and lawn because he is an arrogant, self-centred ass.

We had a spate of porn surfing at work which was traced back to a caretaker using computers after hours. Before he was found out, we all had to check each other's computers for porn. I checked my bosses, it was full of filth. The janitor got the blame, but I know from the date-time stamp on the cached pics it was viewed during a lunchtime and that my boss was in his office at that time. I have it in my back pocket in case I ever need it.

I think all PCs are full of dirty pics; I'm repairing my friend's pc. There are pictures of her on it posing in lingerie. I stopped looking at them when I realised what they were. I wont tell her I saw them in case she is embarassed. I like the feeling of having a secret intimate knowledge about her.

Its getting dark early now and I've taken to walking then so no one can see I'm exercising and trying to lose some weight. I carry a huge knife with me now because 4 years ago when I was doing the same thing I got beaten up and robbed by a bunch of kids. They were only 16-ish, but there was like eight of them and I just got overwhelmed when some got behind me. If a kid gang tries it again, they'll be dead or sorry or both.

I hate cyclists, they are a liability on the roads; they go too slow, take too much of the road, block you from passign them, don't stop on red lights and they don't have to pay to maintain the pavement. Give them a road to themselves and make them pay for it.

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Sexual Orientation: straight

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No more Mr. Nice Guy

1. When I was in college, one of my roomies had an OCD. He used to obsess over things like whether he'd turned the stove off or locked the door to our shared house. He'd walk to the street then come back and rattle the front door handle like 20 times to check it was locked before he'd leave for good. I used to unlock it after he'd checked it a dozen or so times, he never realised.

2. My friend has asthma. I told him I'd stuck his inhaler up my butt when he was wheezing and really needed it. He doesn't know that I didn't really do it. It was five years ago, but I still ask him what my ass tastes like.

3. My old employer got bought out and a whole bunch of us got canned for no good reason. Over 6 years I'd worked thousands of unpaid hours in overtime for that company. I was so pissed I printed out a list of their customers, and the prices they were paying and then mailed the whole lot to their biggest competitor anonymously. Score one for the little guys.

4. The first time I had sex was when I was 17. I was so nervous I couldn't get it up. It still bothers me, even through there have never been any similar performance issues since.

5. I had sex with my neighbour's wife who is 20 years older than me but she's still thin with a good body. She was absolutely hammered at the time. One advantage of older women being a little looser is that you can last a really long time. I'll do it again if she's up for it.

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Sexual Orientation: straight

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Face creamer

1. Before I broke up with my last girlfriend, I jerked off into her jar of face cream and mixed it in.  I wonder if she is still using that jar every night.

2. When I as six years old, I accidently trod on my cousin's toy helicopter.  His sister got the blame and smacked hard for it because her parents thought she broke it deliberately out of malice.  Still feel bad for that 5 yo little girl and that I was too scared to own up.

3. I used to work in a gas station.  The woman who worked the shift before me always used to get a ride home in the tanker from the guy who delivered the gas.  One day I saw the tanker parked out of town and stopped and looked in.  There was the woman giving oral sex to the tnaker driver.  I told the other gas station workers who named her the 'tanker wanker' and the whole story got back to the woman's husband.  He divorced her.  I feel bad for the woman, she wasn't a bad person; I feel worse for the kid whose world must have been ripped apart when her parents split.

4. I am a racist, am secretly proud of it and consider that America would be better off and less at risk if we deported all the muslims - extreme or otherwise.  The acid test should be you can stay if you draw a picture of the profit Mohamed then wipe your butt with it.

5. I went to school overseas as an exchange for one semester.  School I went to had too many students and not enough dorm rooms. I stayed with a little 70 yo old lady who rented out a room in her home to students.  It was ghastly, she was a mean person; I was charged 5 pounds extra for every electrical item I had - electric razor, laptop, ipod, phone etc.  I could hear her and her boyfriend being intimate through the thin walls at night; and she had a pot under her bed to pee in; I could hear all that too.
When I left after three months of hell, I sprayed a suspension of mushroom spores all over the carpet in my room.  Never heard if it ever grew up into mushrooms or just became a hyphal mat.

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Sexual Orientation: straight


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Just call me sweet cheeks

I had sex in my place of work with a girl I hardly know.  She made it pretty clear she liked me for months and I only did it because she isn't the prettiest thing in the world and I kinda felt sorry for her.  I loved the thrill and danger of possibly being caught and maybe fired.  I'm probably gonna do it again.

I've started using hair dye to cover the grey which truly has spread like a disease over my hair in the last year.  Unbelievably quick.  Its making me feel old cos I'm only 26.  Sometimes I think I should be grateful not to be bald.  The dye only lasts a couple of weeks though then the grey shows again.  I'm sure people must notice the sometimes grey sometimes brown thing, I'd be embarassed if they did.

I work in a place where there are lots of students including immigrants from overseas.  A Chinese student was talking with me one day.  He asked me about how to tell the difference between a Miss, a Ms and a Mrs.  I told hime about wedding/engagement rings and what finger and stuff.  Then for no reason I told him that if he couldn't tell how to addess a woman, it was polite just to call her 'sweetcheeks' and then stood back and just let the ICBM launch. I can still picture the handprint on his face a few weeks later and it still makes me laugh out loud.

Climbed a cliff about 500 feet high without ropes pitons or anything and nearly fell more than halfway up.  First time ever I did something so scary it caused a little bit of poop to come out.

When I was at high school, I tipped sugar into the gas tank of my teacher's car because the guy was an ass and used to rip on me for no reason.  I think it probably ruined the engine cos the sugar caramelises when its ignited in the piston chamber.


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Sexual Orientation: straight


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Two very long hours

1. When I was 16 I was told I couldn't have children.
When I turned 18 I met the man of my dreams he was 9 years
Older then me. I begged God to please give me one child
And when I was 19 he did. I told my boyfriend and he freaked out
He begged me for an abortion. I procrastinated until I was 4
Months along thinking he would change his mind...he didn't
 So I did it  because I thought I would lose him if I didnt.
I hate myself for it I wish I could go back in time and change it
I cry every night wishing I had my baby because I believe it was a gift from God and I destroyed it.

2. I was drugged and raped at 17 and got an std from it (thankfully it was cureable) I tried to tell someone they didn't believe me
I still see the Guy from time to time. He acts like nothing happened.

3. When i was 13 My "dad" told me if I flashed him he would stop beating me and let me do whatever I wanted I did it but nothing changed. I was just discusted with my self for believing it and doing it he also asked me to masterbate for him but thankfully I didn't I hate him more then anything...(even more then myself for what I did in number 1) and for the past 8 years I've been planning on how to kill him and get away with it I have the perfect plot too bad I don't know where the piece of shit is anymore....lucky him

4. Me and boyfriend from #1 are still together as much as I love him I can't forgive him for what he asked me to do. And I honestly don't think he loves me I think he just keeps me so I can keep being his maid and buying him weed and beer we have sex maybe once a month twice if I'm lucky and when we do he fucks me for like 10 min then has me suck his dick for 2 hours.

5. Most of the time I think It would be better if I were dead I just can't bring myself to do it. Sometimes I wish I could hire someone to do it for me but my job ,as great as some might think it is, doesn't pay enough.


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Sexual Orientation: bisexual




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Yeah, you could say that

1. I have started throwing up 80% of what I eat everyday. I started a diet about 3 weeks ago and I guess you could say I've taken it to the extremes. I know its bad but I'm losing weight and that is what I have been desperately wanting for a long time.
2. I've had a threesome with my first serious boyfriend and his wife.
3. I sometimes wish I could just go and be free like when I was younger. I feel so old these days.
4. I feel like such an awful mother sometimes. Even though I love my kid more than life itself.
5. If I could toture and murder my father's father and get away with it I would in a heartbeat. He molested me for years and I fucking hate him! And his piece of shit son I unfortuantely call my father.

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Sexual Orientation: straight


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And they have penises!

1 i messed around with another guy it was an in the moment type of thing.. but I shouldnt have done it because I have a boyfriend. Im playing myself into acting like it never happened. I havent told a soul...

2 ii don't really feel too bad about the first secret because we just used our hands, no kissing on the lips or sex and i think that now me and my bf are even cuz I feel like he had something to hide before. Karmas a bitch


3 I say I'm going to certain places when really I just want to get away from everyone at home and sit in my car in a random parking lot and listen to music and think of random things; its nice to lose track of time with yourself especially when no one knows where you are.

4 sometimes I wish I was a guy because I feel like everything is so much easier forthem. But thank the lord I'm a woman so I can have children. I know I'm gonna be a great mom

5. When things dont go my way I freak out and have a mini break down inside myself. I silently go ballistic...

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Holding out is still an option

1.  I used to sleep with different boys so got a slutty rep, but all I ever wanted was to be loved by someone and treated well.  I didn't get that at home and was just looking so hard for it elsewhere, but I'm gullible and fell for boys lies and atempts to use me.

2.  I slept with 8 guys and loved them all except for 3.  One of those was a good friend and we just did it because we could.  One was my friends bf, but she knew and was fine with it.  It was his fantasy to sleep with me, so she let it happen.  One was revenge sex because my former friend stole the guy I loved.  I then slept with the guy she loved to get back at her, and I don't feel bad.

3.  I don't mention the guys in 2 because my friend has a fiancee and is expecting a child.  I feel the other 2 guys would just make me look bad if I told.

4.  All I ever wanted in this world was for someone to hold my hand, tell me I'm pretty, stroke my hair, and not care if anyone saw us together.  I wanted someone to be proud to be with me.  I never even enjoyed the sex much until lately.

5.  I have had my heart broken so many times and my body used also.  I really wish I'd held out for someone who truly cared and didn't just pretend.

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Voluntary insomnia

Our neighbor got a new block driveway.  The contractor put part of it over the boundary onto our land.  My Dad wasn't happy but the neighbour was all defensive and rude about it so I slackened all the bolts on his wheels.  When he tried to turn out of his drive the wheels came off, he bust his oil sump and oil leaked all over the new blocks.  It's stained pretty bad.  Serves him right for being an ash*le.

One of my teachers died and he wasn't very nice to me, so I pooped on his grave.  Feel bad if his family saw it, only for them tho not him.

I'm not a total assh*le tho, I work in a gas station and I gave a family who came in without a car for water a handful of promotional scratch cards.  They won a luxury food hamper.  They look like they needed it, I'm happy it went to them.

I like to see how long I can go without sleep, my record is 80 hours.  I realise we only have a short time and I don't want to waste it sleeping 1/3 of it away.

I walk about my house nude because my milf neighbour has glimsed me once or twice and I think she kinda likes it.  Seems to me she's keeping an eye out and you never know what'll happen!

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Sexual Orientation: straight


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She was totally awake

One: I really enjoy abusing a perscription pain narcoticand have been doing so twice a day for going on five years straight. I use on a daily set schedule and get really grumpy at wife/kids if they are the reason my sched gets messed up.

Two:  I'm having an affair with a married woman at work.

Three: I have convinced said married woman to satisfy I long time fantasy of mine to watch a white woman have sex with a black man and I get to have sloppy seconds. He thinks we are married.

Four: I am hoping this becomes a regular lifestyle for us cuz the whole interracial, (white wife w/ black men, cuckold, swinger/hotwife lifestyle that  is taking the  amateur internet porn world by storm is really a turn on and all I think about.

Five: I masturbated every day for a week in my 18 year old sister in laws shampoo bottle because I saw her steel 50 bucks from my wallet.

Bonus: one time my sis in law came home super intoxicated from a club and passed out looking really hot on her bed. I was buzzed from a house party and noticed how sexy her feet looked. So I was able to suck and lick on her toes while masturbating and she never woke up. but now I notice she spends a lof of time barefoot around me and touching me legs or whatever with her toes to be playful.

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That's what dream worlds are for

1. I'm not really sure I'm making the right decision in marrying you.

2. I was taken advantage of by a friend of the same sex when I was 12.

3. I get a thrill out of testing my boundaries with the opposite sex. One of these days my flirting is going to get me in trouble. I'm kind of hoping it will.

4. I hope my boss gets fired. It would be very deserved.

5. I would rather exist in my dream world than face reality.

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Women, they love 'em too

1. I was sleeping with the gm at my work. It started before i started working and continued until we had a falling out.

2. My manager and i had sex not only outside of work but at work as well.

3. I stumbled upon very very graphic pictures of my best friend on her computer in the recycle bin. I never mentioned to anyone but still wonder who they were to.

4. i secertly wish this girl i know and am friends with (just not as good friends anymore would get knocked up or something. She is such a slut and thinkss she is gods gift to men.

5. I am not a lesbiasn but have a fascination with strippers. They are exciting and fun so i enjoy going to strip clubs.

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A pretty good guy

1. The mother of my daughter has put me through hell for the past 4 years. She's lied,cheated, and a few times attacked me in my sleep (put me in the hospital once). I played football and lax in hs and I am literally twice her size so when I called the cops last time ~ I went to jail. She took my baby and was hooking up with some stranger that same nite. I've been through this before and playing by the rules is getting me nowhere. She has a personality disorder of which I've been researching for some time now. I think I could push her to suicide....

2. I'm not a genius, but more intelligent than average and much more intelligent than my ex,her disgusting wt mother, and the 7 men I have found out my ex had slept with (in front of my daughter). I plan on getting my daughter back and ruining every one of their lives. Ill prolly wait a while to get the other guys back - never see it coming.

3. I used to be such a happy person until I met the the most beautiful woman I had ever met....on the out side. On the inside....pure evil. The kind that would make up for not doing anything all day by giving you the most amazing blowjob. Wasn't that bad until I was finding out I was usually the 2nd or 3rd of the day. While our infant would cry in her swing "mommy" would either be looking for local men on dating sites to come over for a quickie, or having a web cam session and put on a show for strangers. After I found this out I put a recorder on her pc. From now on every new bf she meets will get a "greatest hits" sent to them to show how big of a whore she is.

4. Instead of wasting time fighting for custody, I will prolly just move to another stae so she can never see our daughter again.

5. There is no 5, other than that I'm a pretty good guy ;)

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Please stop smoking while you still can

1-my boyfriend cheated on me and i knew i should have blown up at him for it. I didn't
2-i'm glad he feels bad that he hurt me and i'm a reason he cant sleep at night cause that means he's thinking about me
3-i hope that the girl he cheated on me with and is now his new gf cheats on him and he comes crawling back bawling his eyes out that he should have stayed with me
4-i know id take him back in an instant
5-i'm starting to smoke because of him and all the hell he put me through. i've been his best friend and helped him through all the shit he's been through and haven't gotten anything back. i hope he sees me smoking soon

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Sexual Orientation: straight



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Talented young lady seeks rich man

1)  Im 29 and I dont know who I am. I feel confused and unsure about everything. I know what I want out of life but I could never get it. I give up on everything if I dont get my way. Im such a bitch. I want to be waited on hand and foot. I dont want to work. I want someone to support me while I cook, clean and have sex with my supporter (significant other.)
2)  I dont trust anyone...no matter what they say. I think everyone is giving me a line of bullshit.
3)  I have never been in love nor do I believe anyone has truely loved me.
4)  I sit around at times and come up with horrible, torturous ways to kill people who have wronged me. Its pretty gruesome.
5)  Im obsessed with sex. Addicted might fall short and fiend just dont cut it. I havent been with many people....kinda inexperienced actually.....but I want it all the time. I have fantasies I want to play out but with my trust issue I cant seem to fulfill any sexual desires because I feel the men Ive had telationships with werent worthy of my special talents.

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Original prankster

1. I pick my nose in private

2. I'm doing the Atkins and it makes you pee all the time.  I went to a public convenience, there was a creepy guy there.  I went to my customers premises and stopped in the same convenience after.  It was 2 hours later and the same creep was still there in the same place.  He works my local grocery store and is like 50 yo.  Ick.

3. My sister lied on her job application about her qualifications and got the job.  I'd never tell, but it's not right; she has deprived someone with genuine good grades of that position.

4. My neighbours cat keeps pooping in our garden and it really tears up the plants when it makes a half-assed attempt to bury the waste.  I put my friend's pit bull in the garden every day for 2 weeks.  It got the cat and tore it up pretty good.  The dog was always gone before the neighbour came home. It cost 400 bucks for the vet to patch the cat up.

5. We were in my friends house eating junk food.  I took an egg from a basket on his table and put it on his seat just before he sat down.  He thought it was my other friend, and threw a pint of water over him, my other friend got up and punched the egged friend.  It went totally nuts in about 5 seconds.  Then his Dad turned up and kicked us all out.  Never meant to cause mayhem but it was too funny.  I'm still giggling about it as I write this.

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Everything will be okay, with or without him

1)i've only had one boyfriend. that's all i ever needed
2)i still love him. He has a new girlfriend after a week we broke up and I want her to hurt so badly.
3)I self harm because of the shit he's put me through and yet i'd go back with him without thinking
4)i want to date his friend Alex or my friend Chris jut to see his reaction
5)I dont know how long i can keep this act up. the acting like i'm okay even if people see i'm crumbling. I want someone to see my scars and tell me that i'm going to be okay. that everything will be okay.. I want my ex to tell me that..

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So close and yet so far

1) I love my best friend.  I really shouldn't.  I'm only 14, he's 18, he lives a thousand miles away.  He means so much to me.  If I ever told him, I know it'd just end up bad for me.  Every time in the past that I've told a guy that I like him, they end up leaving.

2) I told my best friend I'd tell him what my wish is when it comes true.  I probably will never be able to tell him, because he'll never love me.

3) I'm used to being told that I'm stupid.  It's gotten to the point that I believe it.  Even when my best friend tells me that I'm not, I find it hard to believe.

4) I could have walked a thousand miles to punch a girl in the face when she broke his heart.

5) I tell him that I love him every day.  He thinks I mean it as a friend.  I don't.  I mean it so much more than he believes.

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Stay off her bad side

1)I faked a pregnancy to get back at an ex boyfriend. He was actually my ex fiance. He broke my heart and broke me, so I decided to get back at him in the biggest way I knew would break him like he did to me. He thought he was sterile and couldn't have kids, so I took advantage of that. I had all of my friends in on it. I knew the more people involved and in the know, the more believable it would be. We photoshopped sonogram pictures so they had my information on them and everything, and even got fetal heartbeats off of youtube and sent them to his phone via text messaging. I even told him the baby was a girl. He was so thrilled, though he tried to hide it, I could tell. He'd call and ask how my appointments went, everything. At "five months" I "miscarried" and he was completely damaged and broken by it. He couldn't believe that he lost his ONE chance at fatherhood and "lost his little girl" and I feel glad about that. It's been almost three years and he's still heart broken to this day.

2) I miss my other ex fiance. yes, I've been engaged twice. It's sad. I'm still in love with him, though I never once met him in person or talked to him on the phone. Our entire two year relationship was completely online.

3) I can't bring myself to completely give in to my boyfriend now, even though he's real, always around and I've actually met him and talked to him on the phone. I love him and he's in love with me, but it scares me how much he loves me. I can't believe that a person could really love me unconditionally when my own parents and family didn't.

4) I haven't told my boyfiend the truth about the pregnancy I faked. he thinks that I was really prengnat back then. He met me "just after I miscarried". I won't ever tell him that I faked it. I don't want to lost him. It's the secret that I will take to the grave with me.

5) My mom is married to the man that used to sexually molest and physically abuse me. She refuses to believe me, but it's completely true. No one knows what he did to me, except my family, her, and God. I'm trying to find out where he works, because as soon as I do, I'm writting a letter to his boss, telling his boss EVERYTHING. He ruined my life. I can't love poeple, or even have sexual relationships because of him. It's time he payed for it.

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