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Saturday, May 8, 2010

Doesn't get cheaper than free

1.Every wednesday Me and my best friend measure our pubic hairs to see who has the longest one. We save the longest one in a jar.
2. I love breast Milk, everytime I see a pregnant woman I wanna suck her tit to get some milk
3. After I take a shit I save it and use it for fertilizer in my garden. It's cheaper than the stuff at the store
4. When I go out I sometimes dye and straighten my pussy hairs so the guys or girls like me at the bar.
5.I like to mix urine in my drinks. It tastes better. Somtimes I put it in my friends drinks.. But they don't know

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