Must be a big purse

I have a pound of shrooms in my purse. I'm about to go boom that shit.

I believe small elves live in my house. I here them talking at night. I know all their plans for taking over the world

I think my best friend's ten year old brother is hot. Is that wrong?

I feel dirty when I fantasize about animals. But I can't help it. It's just one of those urges. I masturbate to animal planet

I hate Mexicans.I fantasize about running them over in my car. Stupid beaners