Sounds like a good break

1. I had sex with 5 guys while me and my boyfriend were on a "break"

2. I've eaten out my best friend but I'm not bi or a lesbian

3. Sometimes I doubt my youngest son is my fiancè's son...but then I'm pretty sure he is

4. I hate my best friend's attitude! I just wish I could slap the shit out of her sometimes

5. I don't like my best friend's fiancè that much, he thinks he's too macho hahaha stupid kid!