Always wear a condom

I'm too afraid to go to the health clinic because I'm pretty sure I have at least one STD.

I still have unprotected sex with at least one new partner a week.

I masturbate 2-3 times a day, even if I get laid that day.  It's almost a part of my routine. Plus I take two showers a day So I feel like I might as well because it's free clean-up.

I hooked up with my best friend/roomate's girlfriend while he was on vacation. Not just once or twice either. More like three times a night for ten days.  She started it.  If it does turn out that I have an STD and I gave it to them, shit is gonna hit the fan.

Last but not least,  he told me one of the coolest things about her was how she didn't have a gag reflex.  She does, just not with him. I feel bad but it also makes me chuckle sometimes.