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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Zoophiliacs beware the renegade herpes

I've always wondered what it would be like to fuck an animal. Won't ever actually do it, and hope all the people who do contract a renegade form of herpes that literally ignites their genitalia into flames, but once in a while... I think to myself, "Hm, I wonder what it'd be like to fuck a bear?"

Somewhere, deep down inside each and every one of us, I believe lies an elemental ability to create reality.  Most people are too fucking stupid to understand that, and hide behind supposed oppression, racial slight, environmental or genetic disadvantage, and a host of other mindless horseshit just so they can settle for their meaningless, unchallenged, underacheived life.  And you deserve exactly that.

I think they need to lower the legal fucking age to 15. Admit it: half of them are fucking already, and I wouldn't feel as bad about letting the neighbor girl suck my dick. She has such a sweet tasting pussy, though, and she babysits for free.

I fucked my adopted cousin. Later, I found out she was the lovechild of her mom being raped by her grandfather.  This ain't the Walton's.

I think people should be allowed to fuck whenever and whenever they please. Think how much more we'd enjoy going to work if lunch break was spent fucking? I'd never call off again.

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