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Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Go easy on the sloth

1) I licked my boyfriends ass the other night for the first time and I loved it, so did he but he's pretending like he didn't like it. I think he feels ashamed that he likes it or something.....

2) my boyfriend is so freaking slow it pisses me off! He takes his sweet time doing everything, he's like a damn sloth! sometimes I just want to punch him in his face, but it might be cause I have A.D.D. and have no patience whatsoever

3) I think I'm weird because the thought of my boyfriend having sex with other girls or with his ex girlfriends turns me on so bad, but if I ever really caught him with another girl, especially one of his ex's, I would kill him

4) my boyfriend and I have been together almost 2 years and he has never made me cum while having sex, but he doesn't know that because I fake it EVERY SINGLE TIME.

5) if I knew I could get away with it, I would fuck all of my boyfriends close friends everytime we party together I wish I was single so I could sleep with them

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