What the wife doesn't know...

1. I have a son that my wife doesn't know about.
2. I've cheated on my wife a few times with ex girlfriends.
3. I'm in love with my wife's youngest sister and if I ever got the chance to sleep with her I would do it.
4. I've helped someone steal money.
5. I turned my ex mother-in-law in to the cops for things she could have gotten away with if she didn't piss me off