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Thursday, June 24, 2010

Maybe baby carrots look like your big toe

*I have a window next to my toilet I've always been petrified that someone would shoot my head off while taking a number 2
* I have a cheese fetish
* having a fear of dying of my addiction to xanax
* I sometimes have major panic attacks while smoking on my buds
* My big toe looks like a baby carrot

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