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Saturday, August 14, 2010

Mmm Prego...

1. I have been sexually attracted to my half sister since we met. We made out only once, but it was the hottest experience I've ever had...ever!

2. I work in a job where people depend on me to help them, but on the inside I feel like I'm the one who needs help most.

3. Sometimes I fantasize about dying just so I can imagine people being sad and saying nice things about me. I feel like my death will be the only time more than one person at a time will give a shit about me.

4. I love my wife and don't want to ever hurt her, and at the same time I'm addicted to the pursuit of other women, even though I don't end up doing anything with them if I succeeded in getting their attention. 

5. I want to have sex with pretty much every single non horrible looking woman I see every hour of every day. I especially am attracted to high school girls and preggos. 

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