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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Streaking in the Suburbs

I hit my wife last night, but (I swear) she started it.

If we don't get a divorce, because she is a drunk bitch, we have a nudist vacation planned.

I am addicted to pain killers, to take the edge off of boredom.

I am the envy of the cul de sac because they are more boring than I.

I streak late at night just to laugh at the neighbors who go to bed early.

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