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Friday, November 5, 2010

Would have been worth it if he was hung...

5. My sister is pretending to be preggo, just so the guy she's dating doesn't leave her. She wants to fake a miscarriage. I think that's so fucked up. He's really excited too.

4. My step mom is a bitch. I feel really sorry for my dad. She's a lazy whore. I hate hearing them have sex at night. Ugh! It grosses me out!

3. I have no friends anymore, they all smoke and drink too much. I don't do either of those things, so I usually stay home with my dog :) he's my world!

2. I have a crush on my little cousins boyfriend. He's 17 and I'm 21. He's super cute. Id fuck him in a heartbeat! If only I could get him alone!

1. My friend almost died the other night. I watched him and some friends smoke a blunt and 5 minutes later he was having a major asthma attack. He didn't have an inhaler so I watched him and didn't do a thing to help. Not much I could have done, right? He's fine though. Just scared the shit out of me.

0. Bonus*
I had sex with my best friends boyfriend. She doesn't and will never know. I love her but I was curious to see what she was getting every night! It wasn't very big. I kind of regret doing it. I should have just lead him on and touched it...  

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Sexual Orientation: n/a

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