Maybe you're color blind

1. I'm not even trying.

2. If I was, you wouldn't be impressed by that either.

3. My mom tried to find out if I was a lesbian by asking what color peg-person I wanted when I got married in The Game of Life. I told her I was sure I wanted blue. I'm really not sure at all what I want.

4. I think she was just looking for a reason as to why I've never had a boyfriend in all 16 years of my life.

5. So am I.