Older married guys finally get a break

1. I love older men, even if they're married. That's the best kind.
2. I'm attracted to women more than what people think and I tell.
3. My best friend is wonderful but she annoys me so fucking bad. But she does everything for me and my sons. So I keep her around.
4. I had a son 4 months ago and named him after the Guy I think is his father although I really think he belongs to my older son's father.
5. I'm in a bit of trouble, but I go against probation to take pills, drink, and smoke my green.