Paraphilias are more common than you would think

1. My master beats me until I make a bowel movement on his chest
2. None of my friends know I'm into the sick shit I'm into
3. I think I have a problem with poop but I'm too afraid to talk about it, I think sometimes it makes me really sick when I eat it
4. I'm not really into people peeing on me but I love poo so much that sometimes when my roomates shit and don't flush I take it and play with it
5. Sometimes i think about killing my self because I'm such a disgusting pervert and I don't know what to do about it