That's a lot of kids

1.) Sometimes I dream of being with women. No surprise, I'm bi, but I'm with the love of my life and wouldn't risk losing them. So I dream of it instead, quite often.
2.) I wish he only had kids with me. Not 2 from a previous relationship.
3.) Sometimes I wish I still was a topless dancer because the money was great! He'd kill me if I went back to that! Have the body even after 3 girls. Twins and a newborn, can't even tell I've had kids, let alone 3!
4.) I wish sometimes I weren't a stay @ home mom and was working, maybe I wouldn't be so moody sometimes! Shit, you raise 3 kids all under the age of 2!
5.) I want to go to a swinger's party, watch couples perform in front of me while I direct them in what to do.