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Thursday, May 13, 2010

Sounds like a fair trade

I'm bisexual.

The guy I'm dating right now is really annoying and won't give me space. I only got with him because he was dating an ugly girl and he looked like a good kisser.

I'm secretly obsessed with this guy that lives in my neighborhood. I stalk him. No joke. I even keep tabs on him.

I sucked my math teacher's dick to keep him from giving me detention. I liked it. So did he.

I am a girl. I fantasize about being a guy just so I can know what it's like to have a penis. Also, if I had a penis, i'd so get a blow job first.

1 comment:

  1. as for your #5: I'm so glad I'm not the only one.

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