Ron Jeremy ruined swank

1.  I kissed my first girl when I was 8

2.  I am constantly horny these days and have snuck into the bathroom at work just to bring myself to climax

3.  I had the best sex that I've had in a long time today. I felt guilty about it so I had sex with my boyfriend too

4.  There is a girl I used to work with, actually two, that I fantasize about going down on. One used to be a stripper and one is a Born Again Christian

5.  I don't like Swank since Ron Jeremy took over and feels the need to put his out of shape naked body in every issue.


Gender: female
Sexual Orientation: bisexual


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