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Friday, February 5, 2010

Never Underestimate the Importance of Landscaping

1) My buddy's younger brother and I went out for the evening; he didn't seem to have too many friends. Good looking kid about 18 or 19 (I was 22 at the time). We had dinner, got some beer, drove around, drank, got drunk and ended up back at my house. We got naked in the hot tub. He came on to me, explaining he was gay. We ended up 69'ing and I came in his mouth. It was hot and I still think about it 28 years later. I'd probably do it again with him if I had the chance and he was ddf. I like straight and gay porn. Does that make me bi-sexual?
2) My gf in college looked a lot like a well known actress. It only lasted 6 months. I still think about her daily and wish we were together. I'm still casually in touch with her; my wife doesn't know it.
3) I haven't had sex in over 1-1/2 years with my wife of 20+ years. She put on 40 lbs and doesn't keep her pussy trimmed well. Doesn't need to be shaved, but well manicured would go a long way! I don't have the balls to tell her to trim the snatch.
4) I was arrested a few days before I turned 18. Never did time, judge figured it was young kids screwing around. Its not on my record.
5) I no longer like my career or industry after 30+ years. Maybe I need a vacation. I'm probably working as a 5 on a scale of 1 to 10.

1 comment:

  1. I think that most people are at least a little bit bisexual just look at how many people post about it here, and those are just the ones that are willing to admit it.

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