Not as much fun when it's someone else's dog

1. I masturbate in my work truck just about every day. I am afraid of getting caught on some camera one day.

2. I have love for my wife but despise her. If it weren't for my infant son, I would divorce her. I am fairly certain she has cheated when I have never done so.

3. War has changed me. I am anti-social, have no friends, am an unhappy person and feel like blowing my brains out sometimes.

4. I love watching girls getting banged by their dogs.

5. I despise the country I once wore a uniform for. I see it as the Titanic barreling toward an iceberg.