Everybody needs a booty call

1. I f*cked my best friends X-boyfriend. Now we use each other as booty calls.

2. I bought my vibrator when I was 15 years old, and I use it at least once almost every day.

3. I watch porn to see the girls not the guys.

4. More than half of the times i've had sex, I was too drunk to remember all of it.

5. My X-boyfriend cheated on his fiance with me, the wedding is now off.