Sounds like you answered your own question

1. I love the person I am with, however, no matter how happy I am with someone I can't seem to stop being too friendly around females.
2. I'm not gay, but I love to have my ass played with during sex, however, I'm too ashamed to ask directly for it.
3. To get off I often think about my partners ex's having sex with them at the same time I am.
4. I often lie about my life to make it more interesting, even though my life has been pretty exciting.
5. I masturbate a couple times a day no matter if I've already had sex multiple times. I'm not sure why, but I enjoy it.