Craig knows all the random sluts

1. I love my wife but all she wants to do is fight and piss me off to the point where I start looking at craigslist to cheat with some random slut.

2. I sometimes wish she would leave and never come back.

3. I could've cheated on her so many times but I took the higher road every single fucking time and when she pisses me off I wish I hadn't, actually I wish I impregnated all of them.

4. She is the only one I've "been" with not because I couldn't get some before her but because it wasn't that 

important to me at the time, obviously now I wish I had

5. I have a fantasy that she gets fucked by a bunch of black dudes with big cocks while I watch and beat off

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